Ways to Spot a Computer Science Student

1. When dating: ends up together in front of a computer.

2. In the street: he's the one carrying two or more notebooks.

3. In discussion: is the one who starts laughing hysterically when Microsoft is mentioned.

4. Anywhere: Red watery eyes, sleepy if awake before 4 pm.

5. Thinks a perfect Saturday Night is a fast FSP-connection to a base with plenty of GIFs, and a case of Heineken.

6. Cancels dates because he's too occupied with a new prog.

Unit 3. Computer Software